yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes
“there’s that penny again, pa!”
this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes
god she is always serving cunt.
she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.
Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog
Ya’ll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?
You have a full carton of a dozen eggs. You need to make something that requires 4 eggs. How do you take the eggs from the carton?
All four eggs from one side, all in one row
All four eggs from one side, in 2 columns
Two eggs from the right side, two eggs from the left side
All four eggs from the center
All four egg eggs randomly selected from the carton
Other (share in tags?)
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Where do you stand on parenthood?
I’m already a parent
I have a baby on the way/an adoption in progress
I’m currently trying to conceive or adopt
I definitely want kids one day, but not now
I think I want kids but I’m not sure
I have no idea
I probably don’t want kids, but I haven’t ruled it out
I definitely don’t want kids
I wish I could have kids but I can’t
Something else?
the only time of the year this can be posted
[ID: Frodo laying on bed in Rivendell. Dialogue reads “And it’s 10:00 in the morning on October 24th, if you want to know.” /End ID]
emil:
vampire gnome. if you even fucking care
I CARE SO MUCH IT HURTS A LITTLE
at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean
the person throwing their hands up in the bottom right
